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Al's
summer vacation did not come without consequenses. After just 3 days
of drinking Jersey Water, his facial hair malfunctioned and his dental
hygiene declined.
"I
had a face like a baby's ass, and beautiful, lily-white chompers before
I visited this God-forsaken place. Now I can't even lick an apple,"
Al grumpily reveals.
After
an entire week in Jersey, things got even worse.