If this idea doesn't work, I swear I'll pop this bird's head off
 
Packy Good and Shagbag Wagner (pictured above, squeezing out new ideas), officers of Controlled Vandalism Inc., believe they can solve vandalism issues and hassles by tapping in to the red-hot vandalism market.  They’re banking on their invention, VirtualHammer.com
 
(VIRTUALLY) SWINGING THE HAMMER
 
 
RICHMOND VA  -  Packy Good recently enjoyed a trip to Southern California.  He and his family lavished at a quaint, 5-Diamond B&B in Riverside County.  He enjoyed seeing the Desert Scenery, feeling the cool afternoon Pacific Breezes, marveling at the towering San Gabriel Mountains.  But it could have been better.  He could have been at Eat’n Park on Banksville Road.  Eating bacon and eggs, while watching his lifelong business associate, Shagbag Wagner, shovel down another ice cream sundae.

Packy and Shagbag founded Controlled Vandalism Inc. (“CVI”) in 1979, along with since-embarked UK-Bound Fump “The Hammer” Wagner.  “Our focus back then,” explains Packy, “was to destroy condemned  houses the old-fashioned way; with a sledge and a crowbar.”  They never did it for commercial profit; they did it for the sheer enjoyment of raising dust clouds.

“Twenty One years later, my hammer is way to huge to be flailing around, especially at my age,” offers Shagbag.  Packy agrees; he himself developed tennis elbow 7 years ago from over-handling his hammer.  Hence, together, they formulated and are banking on VirtualHammer.com.  With a $100 TRS-80 PC, an earphone and a “virtual hammer” interfaced within the COM1 port, a user can “virtually” destroy a structure without getting his hammer dirty.  They have a patent pending, and have created a working prototype.  The patent collectively took them 48 minutes to produce, and spans 1 page, double-spaced.

Packy thinks they’re on to a winner.  “VirtualHammer.com could significantly reduce vandalism within the inner cities of America,” he proclaims.

Mr. Good and Mr. Wagner bring much, diverse business experience to the table.  Mr. Good pioneered the concept of printing and lithographs.  “Nobody believed me, now look, there are newspapers in driveways every morning,” offers Packy.Mr. Wagner developed the world’s first Hotel/Motel.  Says Wagner, “The concept was novel back then; renting rooms with full bathrooms for $25, $50 even $100 per night.  It was a great idea then, it still works now.”

Good and Wagner believe it will take close to $800.00 to bring VirtualHammer.com to the marketplace.  Due to the April setback in the Nasdaq Market, Good and Wagner are both crabby, in bad moods and are currently cash-poor.  They’re luring prospective investors, strategic partners, or will consider issuing 80000 shares at $ .01 each in an effort to raise the capital.

Prospective investors should contact VirtualHammer.com at http://go.to.busternet, or better yet, send cash directly to Richmond VA.  Thank You in advance.