Here is a picture of Neville, at the FR (the leading supplier of the world's toilet valves) Exhibit at a Recent Trade Show.

"All Toilet Valves are not created equal," states Neville, VP of Flappers, "the new
FR PowerFlush 2000 is superior."

At the Trade Show, I eavesdropped on Neville's pitch to prospective customers:

"Our Toilet Valves are very versatile; whether you're talking about a quick leak or a huge, morning-after-chugging-Old-Germans meadow muffin bowl filler.   If it's in the Thunder Mug, the FR PowerFlush 2000 will take care of it.   You're a busy person, and your time is valuable; you don't have time for a double-flush.  Try the FR PowerFlush 2000."

Neville started with FR in 1983, selling flanges and nipples in Charleston WV.

"I've paid my freakin' dues," Neville lamented, "I hope I never see a nipple again."

In 1990, he started FR's Wax Ring Division, prior to his promotion to VP of Flappers last year.